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Geezing Continued!

geezerLet’s pick right up where we left off last week -
REASONS TO BE GLAD YOU’RE A GEEZER -
• You MESSING WITH THE MINDS OF YOUNG FOLKS (GEEZING THEM) -
• Announce that you voted for Richard Nixon and are proud of it
• Make up outlandish stories of when you were a kid and had to catch what you ate, make all your own clothes, and that you even had a hand in inventing TV
• Wear a Speed-o, bikini or spandex
• Pimp your walker -

INFORMATIONAL FACTS FROM THE BRAIN OF A GEEZER -
• There is a conspiracy among computerized gadgets to stick it to older folks
• Silence is actually better than today’s music
• There is virtually no place on the human body where hair won’t grow
• Taking blood pressure medication greatly improves one’s chances of being arrested for public urination
• 5 AM to 8 AM is the best part of the day

REASONS TO BE GLAD YOU’RE A GEEZER -
• Either you have enough money to retire or you don’t. No point in worrying about it now!
• You can say pretty much anything to anyone. No one expects you to be diplomatic!
• Your grandchildren will set up all your electronics, often without you having to get out of your recliner!
• You can save lots of money on travel because you have pretty much seen it all, and what you haven’t isn’t worth it!
Next week join me for a continued look into the “Geezer” life!
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